By Ashley Pemberton via SWNS
Customers have been left shocked by a cafe which has bamboozled them with a whopping 21 signs on its grounds.
The notices at Hidden Gem Café in Manchester’s Heaton Park tells punters dogs aren’t allowed, children must be supervised and their toilets are for customers only.
They also threaten anyone caught consuming food or drink not bought in the cafe that they will be asked to leave.
Journalist Jack Fifield, 26, noticed the signs when he visited the garden center where the cafe is based and joked online: “Anyone knows if there are any rules I have to follow at this café?”
There a number of signs that repeat the same messages, discouraging people from eating their own food and forbidding dogs on the decking area or inside the cafe.
One social media user said: “All reasonable requests, but it’s extremely funny how many signs there are.”
But another wag quipped: “Just a ‘piss off’ would have saved effort” and a third joked: “Rules are rules.”
A fourth social media user said: “Things like this really p*ss me off.
“Like most of these things are just common sense. Makes you think the owners are d*cks and in that case I’d rather take my custom elsewhere.”
Jack said he stumbled across the cafe while visiting the beauty spot, just north of Manchester city center, on a day off from work.
After a relaxing walk, he stumbled across a garden center and headed to the cafe for a bite to eat.
He said: “I was shocked to be greeted by a sign telling me I could be asked to leave if I consumed my own food or drink.
“As I approached the cafe to buy myself a slice of cake, I noticed a lot more signs with different rules and regulations.
“I thought it seemed massively over the top but I saw the funny side.
“I bought a cake and a hot chocolate and sat down outside, where I counted all the signs.
“Afterwards, I got my water bottle out and I felt like I was breaking the rules when I took sips from it. I was worried I’d get kicked out, but of course I didn’t.
“The staff were friendly enough.
“I did see a guy throw his leftover chips on the floor to feed the birds, but there was no sign saying not to do that, so I guess he was within the cafes rules.”
The cafe manager, who identified himself only as Mark, defended the amount of signs and said they were only intended to remind customers of basic rules.
He said: “The signs are things like ‘please keep your dogs on a lead’.
“Just this morning, a guy is running around with his dog not on a lead and a bloke tripped over and banged his head.
“They also say please only consume food and drink bought in the shop, it’s not a picnic area.
“It’s a one ace site, there’s the entrances into the shop. I went to Marks and Spencer this morning and saw more signs than I’ve got up, I don’t get what the issue is.”
